mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

shooshedpappings:

ghostbeez:

apracticalman:

quadrangledreality:

psilentasincjelli:

bmehay:

finefox:

pizza pizza pizza

Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume

#DICK IN A BOX
none pizza with left beef

Jesus CHRIST

I think you mean Jesus CRUST

#I’m here to deliver the sausage you ordered #ohohoho

JESUS CRUST

athomewithmargaery:

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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